do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that walk when you get called out of class to leave early
This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census